You visit your guild city in Lacheish and buy yourself a crate of purified daggermalt then check the trader.
Suddenly a message pops up on your screen, "A guild city is under attack !!".
You think "huh, what's this?"
You climb the gate tower and look over the wall. You see a mass of Gurnaki, perhaps 50 of them (normal mobs) and they are prodding an ice golem in front of them towards your walls.
/gu OMFG guys. You won't believe this our guild city is under attack.
[Guild]Jim: Huh, what are you smoking.
/gu No dude I'm fr rlz there a bunch of Gurnaki attacking our guild city. Come see!
[Guild]Jim: Alright, brt.
[Global]Jim: There's a world boss attacking our city come quick. Instance Nu Instance Nu!!
[Global]Someprck: yeah right whatever.
[Global]Coolguy: Holy crap guys it's tru. There's a giant ice giant thingy guy attacking a guild city!
[Global]Coolguy: Instance NU!
[Global]Someprck: What zone noobs?
[Global]Jim: Lachish plains dude! Come quick we're under attack.
[Global]Dumbss: I'm in Lacheish and i don't see anything. Ignore them they are trolling you.
/global instance Nu dumbass!
[LFG]Darkomni: Yag farm LF healer/rogue with AA's. Spawn found. Port in
[Global]Dumbss: OMFG It's huge!
[Global]Scaeve: (bigredfonts) Ice Golem Lacheish Plains Instance Nu 100% -Confirmed!
[Global]Qqer: x up for Ice Golem
[Global]Player1: x
[NPH]Noob: What's a guild city? Can I get a house there with storage?
[Global]Player2: x
[Global]Player3: x
[Global]Player4: x
[Global]Player2: x Ice Golem !
[Global]Player5: x
[Global]Player51: I'm in Lacheish there is no instance Nu.
[Global]Jim: Instance must be full.
[Global]Dumbss: Instance is full noob don't you know anything
[Global]Scaeve: (bigredfonts) ICE GOLEM, Lacheish Plains, Instance Nu 62% -CONFIRMED!
[Global]Player51: wha?! I missed out?
/global SFF on frozen people!
[Global]Dumbss: gotta get here fast mate. you snooze you lose
[Global]Jim: 32%
[Global]Satetka: Go forth my loyal Stygian minions and vanquish this foe !
[Global]Privateer: Everyone STFU and pay more attention to me!
/global OMG I can't believe this is happening. It's so cool!
[Global]Jim: Don't just focus the boss kill the Gurnaki too!
Bob is now online.
[Guild]Bob: hey guys what's up
[Guild]Jim: x get to guild city fast! world boss is attacking
[Global]Player2: need healz
[Guild]Bob: This is strange my path of comrades not working.
[Guild]Jim: must be cos zone is full
[Global]Player3: 5%
[Global]Player14: Woot!
[Global]Player33: Guys got this [Staff of the Ice Golem]
[Global]Player17: Same crap again [Flaming Sanduca]
[Global]Player25: grats
[Global]Player7: nice stats!
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