Hey Jonny,
Sorry to hear that you had a less-than-awesome first experience with Age of Conan.
Just so you're aware, there's a couple different global channels in the game, including [NPH], which stands for "New Player Help". Hopefully this didn't happen in that channel! You can change your chat channel by clicking on the left of where you would normally type your chat; for example, click on the word "[Global]" and you'll be given a list of other channels you can type to.
We understand your decision if you feel that Age of Conan isn't right for you, but we certainly hope you reconsider down the line. Clearly, people here in your thread are eager to see your return. Cheers