What if...
You were given the chance to be given 10,000,000$ USD a year in exchange for following two strict rules:
1. Each time you feel the urge to go to the bathroom, you must announce to anyone nearby(acquaintance or stranger) that you must visit the toilet to kneel down and worship the Toilet Deity for mercy on your bowels.
2. Each time you feel the urge to go to the bathroom, you must spend 15 minutes beforehand in the toilet, kneeling down and worshiping the Toilet Deity for mercy on your bowels.
Failing to due either of the above will cause you to no longer receive the cash and be cursed with an eternal upset stomach.
Would you take the offer?