Offical Age of Conan Gangstas

[Ragekiller]

All my life I wanted epics and power, to run a BRC in under a hour.
I pray my crits get big as the iron tower, ATG hits - then a blood shower

A regular raid is some fake sh*t, find me where the girls dance naked.
No dps, no heals, just get buck - and every girl on vent go dumbf*ck.

My names decap, im a Detroit Barb, and im this games only freestyle Bard.
Age of conan, my backyard, Started spitting against spankhard

my favorite rappers are e-40 and pac, Im havin' my revenue player gettin' his gwap.

Im smokin' heavily, while your toking methamphetamine,
I outclass, top pedigree, always ahead of thee

Don't compare me to pvpers, im the last of my kind
Im a crazy *ss barb whos outta of his mind

[cins]

Gangsta crap is only worthy of condemnation. Therefore, boo!

It's faintly entertaining though.

[NuclearSoldier]

Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Hey, Yo,
Lil Nuke up in the hood
Straight out of the commons of OT
Brought 12 alts up from rags to riches

PVP is where its at
Not that open world crap
I play on Set
I do parkour in Khemi waiting for the match
Until my team is bad then I wait for the cap

Dont come on my pad no way uh uh
With yo gosh darn DT
Just make sure to dp and pull zort out of hide
Better not think bout farmin me
But if the tables turned
Id do it

click clack pow pow... pow
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[Roargathor]

This ain't METAL. You fail.

[konungr]

Not a rap fan but that is funny. Let's try metal lyrics.

Jumping in Khemi
waiting for a mini
will it pop? we don't know

Livin on Set
pve no easy
goddam, pop this mini
everyone in global screaming HV 10/12
will it pop? we don't know

Thirty minutes goes by
lets try Tyranny
three 80's online
back to set
hv 9/12
will it pop? we don't know

Staring at my screen
praying for pvp
it must be raid day
time to watch tv

[Lord-Mouser]

Rap is crap.

[Angelspit]

Yo yo yo you US Age of Conan Rap boogers
You all talk like pubescent boys visting hooters

The merge will come soon
Prepare to get eaten with a rusty spoon

I will tell you how it goes
You come to EU and got ****ed up through your nose

You all wibble like pros and experts
But after the first mini you whine becuz your butt hurts

Some simple text lines here to read
I can't wait to see you bleed

[Ragekiller]

I'm going to kill the veil between avatar and player aggressively
All that big game you talk really isn't impressing me

This how I fight trash, you on mad blast
My arm-bars so strong I put you in a mental cast

Im a general gradually generating genocide
And an american mid class worker all **** aside
Im detroit born, sponsored, and even recognized
Your small town, geek, this you need to realize

Nothings ever sacred, you want it all you take it
A class is overpowered you turn around and make it
I win a match and you shaking, two more now you raging
smoke a blunt and Im faded, dropped a match without playing

I'm never always gaming, fact without debating
Everyday you raiding, get what i'm insinuating?

You're a no lifer, always caps typer
Shitting on you in the mini man I need a diaper
Or a windshield wiper, knocking everyone over I'm a one shot striker
Also quick kiter, Combo on me but my stacks are growing higher

[Religolibri]

That's one of the bad side of the merge with US, with the awful farm at rezpad for 20 minutes.

[Ragekiller]

Bro you don't want it with me
I'll split you open so viscously
Everything you do is with futility
I'm lobbing off heads like a guillotine

I joined the mini and enemies ran
I'm kicking more ass than macho man

Man I gotta switch my flow
To X you all out like tic tac toe

Sprinting at me then boy you're done
You might as well run straight into the sun

I make a couple jokes but don't turn it around
I walk on you jokes like you are the ground

Who you think you are you're just a kid to me
You and every player within my vicinity

Captain's salute, i'm on my military grind
Im killing this forum out my dental through my mind